Today, I become a man....

**Big Daddy** · #1 August 10th, 2009, 04:40 PM

I'm sitting here in my office at the station and my Chief walks in, half singing, "I got a new toy, I got a new toy..." Apparently UPS arrived earlier than I had anticipated, and my package from Kentucky had arrived. I actually beat him down the hall to the lobby where it was sitting, lol.

What I found then was a large brown box wrapped in about 20 yards of packing tape with the unmistakable power of the Darkside emanating from it. I do believe it was levitating just from the sheer power of the Force inside it. A few swipes from this padawan's lightsaber and the inner contents were brought into view...

I opened the Deadly Winds case first...now, I am a tried and true Lapco man. I love my BigShot barrels above all others. BUT, this thing is utterly amazing...I really don't see how you can weigh the damned thing...it is that light. My first thoughts and comments simply cannot be uttered here for fear of a ban, lol. I cannot wait to shoot this thing!

Next, I turned my attention to the case marked "Ego". With trembling hands, I pressed the latches and slowly opened it up, allowing the Force to spread out and fill the room...as I gently picked it up, I could hear heavy mechanically enhanced breathing over my shoulder...Darth was with me in this room and Emperor Furby could be felt as well. As I held my hand over the marker it silently slipped out of the case, rising to meet my hand and I closed my grip around it, setting the DW barrel into place without actual conscious thought. Echoes of maniacal laughter could be heard down the hallways and it took me a few seconds to realize that it was me doing the laughing. This tool of the Darkside was now complete and the power held within is now mine.

Thank you Emperor Furby and his minions...Darth Sideshow, Supreme Violator, TBlack, Ambassador of the Darkside and Kanuck, Mercenary to the Darkside. I am indebted and now forever tied to you all.

Now, as with any tool, this must be personalized in order for the user to fully realize its potential. When this has been completed, pics will be forthcoming.

**Nix** · #2 August 10th, 2009, 04:46 PM

Awesome man! Take care of that marker. It is the one that turned me too the dark side as well. It shoots AMAZING.

**KILLSWITCH** · #3 August 10th, 2009, 04:54 PM

Like I said on PEOG MWUAHAHAHA LOL welcome to the Darkside.

**G-FOURce** · #4 August 10th, 2009, 05:04 PM

outstanding, bro! cant wait to see it...

**I3oomI3astic** · #5 August 10th, 2009, 05:14 PM

I know you would enjoy the marker Big D i can see you drooling now while opening the box! great buy and welcome to the darkside!!!

**Mutt** · #6 August 10th, 2009, 05:32 PM

We must have a video of you shooting it for the first time or we will disown you !!! Congrats Big D, like I said before you bought one Hell of a Marker,